Tumblr Accent Challenge

Want to hear how I sound? Enjoy:

heckyeahtumblrchallenges:

TUMBLR ACCENT CHALLENGE!!!

  • Your name and username.
  • Where you’re from.
  • Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY.
  • What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
  • What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?
  • What do you call gym shoes?
  • What do you call your grandparents?
  • What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
  • What is the thing you change the TV channel with?
  • Choose a book and read a passage from it.
  • Do you think you have an accent?
  • Be a wizard or a vampire?
  • Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?
  • End audio post by saying any THREE words you want.

His Breaking Point

Number 23: Is he in for treatment?
Number 2: Not yet.
Number 23: Interesting subject. I should like to know his breaking point.
Number 6: Well, you could make that your life's ambition.

So comforting, so uplifting.

(Source: Spotify)

Wow.
npr:

"The Map Of Native American Tribes You’ve Never Seen Before" via Hansi Lo Wang
It started as a poster board project on his bedroom wall, but more than a decade later, self-taught mapmaker Aaron Carapella has pinpointed the original locations and names of more than 600 Native American tribes.
Image: Hansi Lo Wang/NPR

Wow.

npr:

"The Map Of Native American Tribes You’ve Never Seen Before" via Hansi Lo Wang

It started as a poster board project on his bedroom wall, but more than a decade later, self-taught mapmaker Aaron Carapella has pinpointed the original locations and names of more than 600 Native American tribes.

Image: Hansi Lo Wang/NPR

(via discoveringinfinity)

hee hee 
sudden1yasloth:

heyh8r:

sound-isvibration:

anyone who says diamonds are a girl’s best friend clearly has never owned a dog.

omg

THE DOG JUST FUCKING WINKED AT HER. OMFG.

hee hee 

sudden1yasloth:

heyh8r:

sound-isvibration:

anyone who says diamonds are a girl’s best friend clearly has never owned a dog.

omg

THE DOG JUST FUCKING WINKED AT HER. OMFG.

(Source: aplacetolovedogs, via theevilstepmommy)

On this day, 45 years ago, the greatest picture ever was taken.

On this day, 45 years ago, the greatest picture ever was taken.

(Source: reddit.com)

Looks like artwork snagged from @beatonna :) #oxygen #wtf #saywha

Looks like artwork snagged from @beatonna :) #oxygen #wtf #saywha

tee hee #superheroes #comics

tee hee #superheroes #comics

(Source: reddit.com)

bwahahahahaha #tumblr #murica

bwahahahahaha #tumblr #murica

(Source: reddit.com)

Frustration

1. Submit an article that is perfectly written and formatted.
2. Colleague ‘corrects grammar’ and completely ruins article.
3. Correct and resubmit perfect article.
4. Repeat steps 2 and 3 ad infinitum.